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Entrance - an ascii comic
Tuesday February 22, 2005
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En|rance, part 4 (c)osfameron 2005
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| This is the board - Vayne, Lemming | | oo\)| |
| and Elmer themselves. | |/,` A| |
| | |;\ \| | ,-=-.
| Vayne is declaiming of course | |O )+`")|/---. :
| but Elmer just looks pissed off,| , | /__|| |= =.\ \
| and Lemming is slouching not paying | \\(\|// ||| (O><O),) \
| any attention to the,=-. old man. | \ )|\) (|| |\/ /\ \__,--==
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ccccccccccccccccccoOOOOOOOOOOOOO \||||-._\___,o-""\| : : | and it's |
cococococoooocccooccccoOCOCoCCCCCooooooOOOOCOCOCo. \ : ; | business |
cooocooococococooccccccOOCCCoCoCoCCCCCCCCOCOCOCOCO\ : | |( | as usual |
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Of course, the | ___
partners haven't | _,-" "=-.
even bothered to | ," `. ___,=.
turn on the lights... | / _,---. \ ,-" :
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XXXXXXZXZXZXZXZXXXXXXXXXX| Y ".O' :) \ \ |
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XXXXX|| _ |XXXXXXXXX| |Man...| \ ,O,' `. \:-| |' ; :
XXXXX|| | /\ |XXXXXXXXX| `------' ,\/\ \ `. | |, ; ;
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XXX ,------. XXXXXX| V| `=.____-=. `._ \ :
XXX |Men...| XXXXXX| | `. `._ } :
XXX `------' XXXXXX: | \ ` `.| `.
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XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX: | : .---------------------------.
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX\ | \| Lemming, so good looking |
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX),-| | it ought to be illegal, |
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX: | | |
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX\ | | so sexy he makes my toes |
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX:| | tingle. |
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX|________________________`---------------------------'
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And I think guiltily of Detch, still sleeping when I left...|
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| He's working nights, it's really tiring him out
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|sweetheart #####, | | \_ |/ \ | | Zz #####, |
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| `:8888,-.::_,-=-._,' | |I tiptoe to the door, | | `:8888,__,-.,-=-._,' |
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| | | `:8888_,-.__,-=-._,' | | 888 |
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###""##, | Anyway, what |::::::::::::::: ;:::::::::||::
#"-. ,"# | is it about |::::::::::::: , :::::::::::||::
(# o> <o# | secretaries |:::::::::::: ### ;:::::::::::||::
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," \/\$S/\/ `,' I don't want |t.___/,-.\ /___;`==[//,-.:::::/::::::
; $S\ \||\ `\ to live in |::~8'] O )`-/| |--=,:],--------------
: ^ (S$S\( | \ some kind |::::: `-' |, :, ;,::| He's really
| ; \$Ss.`./ >. \ : of naff |:: ;::::| sweet,
: ,_,-='(`)))s\/ `=" | furtive |-----------------------`--------------
\ "\\,'\S$)`. ; affair |
\ _,-=.:o \/ | `---' when I've | _________
\,-=* | | | got a really | |;;;;;;;;;|
| (o | | good thing | ,, |;;''''';;|
`>_____(____,-,\ | going on now | ### :; Detch ;|
/==|==|[]=|=="' \ | with Detch | ## ) |;Maynard |
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| | | \ \ | \( .`-6O);;;;;;|
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/ ; : : |I can | :_`_, |;;;;;;;;;|
| : : \ |trust |------||-\\'---------'--------
| | \ | |him. | ||,|(
_____|_______|_____|______|_____________|______|__________________________osfa_
| | |
Vayne, declaiming... | | |
______________________| | |
_,--==---._ ,-----------------. | One of our |
,=" ,-.__,--. ". / It's Locke who \ | competitors |
/ ,' `. \ \ has taken the Sun / | in Finland |
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: ( ) | / // | |
/ : ~=-. ,-=~ : \ / ,----------//-----. | |
/ )<O> : <O>( \ // ( I'm certain of it ) | |
| : ; : | / `-----//----------" | |
| | / : | | / // | |
| : `^ ' ; | ," ,------((-----------. | |
| \ .,-""-. / | / and so, it falls to \ | Oh |
: : /,"--".\: ; \ us to get it back. / | Really? |
\ \ | | | / `-------------------" | |
| | \ ; ` | `. ,------------. | |
\ /_ _: /__ \ / "--==( Charlotte... ) | |
`_,-| | |\/ | | \,., `-----,------"---. | |
,-=" |_|_|_|_|_|`, / would you ` | |
/ "-,_ _ | book the | | |
/ `. o __,-="(_) \ flights to | | |
\ `._O_O_O \ Helsinki? / | |
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: : ) | I think the | | Four |
-._,-" | four of us | | |
| should take | | |
\ : care of this.| | I've never |
\ `-------------=' | been on a |
_ ,;:::. `. | business trip |
( ) \ | before |
\ `--.__ : | |
__\______`._________________/_________________________________|___________osfa|
I'm excited, but sad.
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I hope Detch doesn't \`.," `--=*.,
get too lonely while ,`./ \
I'm away. _,-" \
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|##################### ,----------`-/| /
|#################### / Good Morning ; /
\##################/ \ Mr Maynard /-.__,--'
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______/________\______________/________\___ /dDDDDDDD|____|DDDDDDDb\______osfa_
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